Shut up, GT. You're crying. You are. »
What's great about an eight-year-old girl writing to her state legislature and proposing the adoption of a state fossil with really solid reasoning? EVERYTHING. There's nothing bad about that situation.
What makes that situation horrible? Nothing, unless you add in a couple of fundamentalist god botherers who believe… »
Why does this person think it is so funny that I told him the Statue of Liberty was built by the French, and what does a mathematics PhD have to do with historical facts?
It turns out that anti-choice crusaders are incorrect in yet another dubious claim about the facts of women's reproductive health, as a study published by the journal Obstetrics & Gynecology has found that looking at ultrasound images does not, in fact cast a magic spell on women that transforms them from bloodthirsty… »
TW for emotional blackmail, self-harm, and suicidal threats.
I have an internet friend who is in a bad situation. She's been in a long distance relationship for three years with someone who has problems with self-harm, and who threatens suicide when she tries to break off the relationship. He is currently transitioning… »
Whatever! Post here to show off your sparkling wit and creativity! This is as festive as I'm going to get, so get some while the getting's good! »
But I still love you, so here's Gandalf rocking out forever to some sweet saxophone.
Take my advice and watch it for at least 30 seconds. It gets better the more you watch. »
I don't normally feel things like civic pride or corporate loyalty, and I don't normally get excited by things like Buzzfeed articles, but today I am breaking both of those trends to share with anyone who might not be aware THIS STUNNING FACT:
If you don't have a Wawa near you, your life is not as great as it could be. »
For centuries, humankind has grappled with the unassailable ennui of its apparently unfulfilled purpose. Generations of poets, philosophers, artists, and intellectuals have expended themselves in the quest to achieve the culmination of human destiny, and to usher in an era of unprecedented prosperity and joy. Each has… »
Listen, I know that this is a day late, but I didn't see it until this morning, so you're just going to have to bookmark this for next year and watch it again then. STAY SAFE.
Look, American Apparel, I understand that you make clothes for skinny trendy kids or whoever. I get it. But seriously, if you're going to bother to sell clothes in 2XL at all, can you at least make sure that they fit people who are slightly bigger than my roommate, who wears a size L in every other sizing scheme man… »